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sleep-justsleep-wakeup:

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY 

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

(Source: kerryswashington, via cakeismyeverything)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon coming out from under your bed to tell you about something important and slowly sliding back under

(via professordumbledork)

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket, via itswhomnotwho)

pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it

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